Every year since, egads, 2014, I’ve done Tortured NFL Fanbase Rankings for Sports On Earth days after the Super Bowl. (Here’s last year’s.) There is no Sports On Earth anymore — though an announcement on where I’ll be writing every week next is impending — but I figured I’d keep the tradition going. This time, though, it’s just a ranking: If no one’s paying me, I’m afraid each team will have to go without its own paragraph.

32. Philadelphia Eagles (Last Year: 7.)
31. New England Patriots (32)
30. Pittsburgh Steelers (30)
29. Denver Broncos (29)
28. Baltimore Ravens (28)
27. Los Angeles Chargers (31)
26. Los Angeles Rams (21)
25. Green Bay Packers (27)
24. Seattle Seahawks (25)
23. New Orleans Saints (23)
22. New York Giants (26)
21. Tampa Bay Buccaneers (21)
20. Indianapolis Colts (24)
19. San Francisco 49ers (14)
18. Dallas Cowboys (20)
17. Tennessee Titans (16)
16. Chicago Bears (19)
15. Houston Texans (17)
14. Miami Dolphins (15)
13. Oakland Raiders (18)
12. Carolina Panthers (12)
11. Washington Football Team (11)
10. Jacksonville Jaguars (13)
9. Cincinnati Bengals (8)
8. Arizona Cardinals (9)
7. New York Jets (7)
6. Kansas City Chiefs (9)
5. Atlanta Falcons (5)
4. Detroit Lions (4)
3. Buffalo Bills (1)
2. Minnesota Vikings (3)
1. Cleveland Browns (2)

Email me at williamfleitch@yahoo.com if you want more detailed explanations or want to engage in a discussion because I spend way too much time thinking about this stuff.